Look at this little gem I dug up

…back in the day when I actually knew C. Our systems class had a competition for “fastest implementation of malloc.”

malloc

I moved up in the rankings to 10th place by the end of the class, but man this brings me back! I was “sbrk’n ma heart.”

I think there were > 200 competitors? It was a whole class. If you got top 10 you won a t-shirt. So, I have a t-shirt.